The 401c isn't a joke about your future. It is your future. Hold 1,000,000 $401c to become vested, and your fund manager pays out $HOOD dividends every 15 minutes — whether the market cries or not.
Connect your wallet to run a portfolio review. We read your $401c balance directly from the chain — nothing is stored, nothing is signed, no approvals requested.
Your fund manager needs to verify your holdings before releasing any dividends. Connect an EVM wallet to begin your eligibility review.
Buy $401c and hold it in an EVM wallet you control. Your contributions to the plan are simply the tokens sitting in your wallet — no forms, no HR, no meeting that could've been an email.
Reach a balance of 1,000,000 $401c and you're fully vested. The portal marks your account eligible and your fund manager stops crying long enough to add you to the payroll.
Every 15 minutes, vested accounts receive $HOOD distributions. Keep holding, keep collecting. Our fiscal quarters are just fifteen minutes long — a modern approach to compensation.
This site reads your $401c balance from the blockchain to tell you whether you meet the vesting threshold. It does not custody funds, request approvals, or move tokens. Distributions are handled by the project.
$401c is a memecoin. "Retirement plan," "dividends," and "vesting" are the joke. This is not financial advice, not a security, and not an actual retirement account. Only put in what you can afford to lose — and maybe don't tell your real 401(k) provider about this one.